The Compass - May 1, '10

Some Strange Signs

In a London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In a British office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on draining board

Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything – Bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

	Pope Benedict -5th anniversary On April 19, the Pope reached five years as "Servant of the Servants of God." XT3 has this video. (Snapshot to the left is Barangaroo in Sydney, WYD 2008.)		Pope Speaks to Youth in Malta "Be not afraid... Trust in Him... I want you to know that I am close to you and I remember you and your families and friends in my prayers."	\|\| See our Joke Corner list: \|\| Some Strange Signs In a London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In a British office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on draining board Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything – Bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
	The Pain of the Aborted Nebraska introduces law to attenuate abortions.		Proverbial Piety Prov. 10:9, doing God's will is very simple. Simplicity of life is not the life of a simpleton, but the wise discernment of God's will day after day.